Here's how I have a thousand subscribers who pay me $500 a month for my private newsletter.

Every day, I stream complex trading strategies on my terminal.

I also have Claude Code running 10 different agents. All querying prices from Yahoo Finance.

There's like 10 different lines in my charts.

Ichimoku clouds, Boku no pico bands, Jujutsu kaizen VWAP, Honkai Star Railgun patterns.

They think they are a monkey if they dont get it. So talking about liquidity, Futanari inflation.

I am a humble fund manager with only a few billion dollars of assets under management.

I tell every founder I invest in the same thing.

Hire aggressively. Scale your team. Growth is everything.

I also give them very specific hiring mandates: Strict quotas for different people with different quirks.

They must be met, or they violate the terms of my investment.

People call me a progressive visionary. They write articles about my commitment to social fairness, justice.

I dont think they understand.

Im a humble fund manager with only a few trillion dollars of asset under management.

I cap-weight every major asset. My fund is a perfect mirror of the global economy.

Because the strategy is so brain dead, our fees are as micro soft as the thing under me.

They ask me how I beat the market. It's the wrong question.

You don't beat the market. You beat the investor.

They see me launch 100 different speculative funds.

A hundred bets on black. A hundred moonshots. All as volatile as the mood of my girlfriend.

They think I'm crazy. I dont think they understand

Here's the playbook.

Just the other day, I was about to tip someone $100.

The man behind the counter was defeated. He asked me if I wanted fries with that.

I looked him in the eye. "Just put them in the bag bro."

I watched the last flicker of light in his soul die.

As I was leaving, I leaned in. "Do you think the rich should be taxed more?"

I told him I'm running for office. On an 'Eat the Rich' platform. He looked at me like I was a god.

"Yesss bro"

"Then don't forget to vote for me."