49 posts tagged with "I dont think you understand"

You think you go to an elite university for the education.

I dont think you understand.

The lectures are on YouTube for free. ChatGPT can teach you quantum mechanics while you drink your coffee.

If you're just there for knowledge, you have already failed.

You think it's for the "network." A business cardholder for names.

Still missing the point.

Because if its true, you could get it by joining my Discord server for $50/mth (DM me to join, totally not sponsored btw)

Whenever I stop at a red light, I always leave an entire car length of empty space in front of me.

Big enough to annoy people. Small enough to not obstruct traffic.

The driver behind me will be furious. He thinks I am incompetent.

I dont think he understands.

The gap is intentional.

For ninety seconds, I am the most important person in his life.

His world shrinks to the two metres of asphalt I have denied him.

He is consumed by a rage he cannot act upon. He is my hostage.

I saw a 19-year-old founder posting about his new product on X.

It's not a banger, but I liked the post.

In fact, I spent $10 on a bot farm and gave him 14 more likes.

Not enough to look fake. Just enough to feel like organic traction.

Then I went to his landing page and bought a subscription.

He posted on X and LinkedIn about his first customer. He was ecstatic.

I dont think he understands.

I am a humble Nigerian prince who has trillions of assets under management.

or at list thats what I tell my leads on email.

You see, I write very much bad english. Lots of typo.

Literealy no excuse when autocorrect, spell checker, or ai exist.

You think I'm so stupid. Small IQ.

You much understanding me? No I don't think you do.

You see, my bad writing is a net. A net with very big holes.

Remote work is just better for business.

My team presented the data. They showed me how remote work is cheaper.

Productivity is up. Employees are happier. They told me we were winning.

I told them the data was irrelevant. Then I issued a full, mandatory RTO policy.

9-6. Six days a week.

My consultants called it financial malpractice. That I'm not maximizing shareholder value.

I dont think they understand.